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El Kabong
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Who is your favorite animated cartoon character?
by gaiagirl inmy favorite would have to be marvin the martian (first appearance 1948).
everything about him cracks me up, from his roman gladiator helmet and kilt, to the way he walks and speaks ("that makes me angry, very angry indeed"), to the ultra cool devices he uses (suprisingly, from acme, who apparantly has outlets on mars).
a very close second, almost a tie, would have to go to droopy (first appearance 1943), who also walks and speaks in a humorous manner, and who has abilities far beyond what would be expected from his dimunitive size.
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El Kabong
Do the Daleks count? Exterminate
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Jehovah's Witness Radar----Do You Have It?
by minimus insome people can spot a "gay" person by using their built-in "gaydar".. can you spot a witness easily?
what are the signs that this person must be a witness??
tell us about you "jwdar".....(prounounced jawaydar)..
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El Kabong
A woman started working in our office a couple of years ago. I don't know why, but I pegged her as either a JW or former JW. I didn't want to come right out and ask. So one day, my curiosity got the best of me, and while I was at the copier, I just started whistling "Move Ahead Move Ahead to maturity.." (I don't know why I chose that particular song, just the first one to pop into my head at the time). Her ears perked up and she shot me a look. Turns out she is an ex-JW. She asked me how I knew she was a JW, and I said, I just can't explain, I just knew. She said she had the same thoughts about me as well. We both had a good laugh about it.
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Noisy Neighbours - what do you do?!
by Crumpet inokay so here is the scenario:.
i finally acquaint myself with the "floating ship" that is my four poster bed about 1.30 am, finish watching a favourite lullaby horror movie - wolf creek and close my eyes.. minutes later a door slams right next to my ear and then another and what sounds like a gaggle of adolescent girls (reminiscent of the current manless debacle that is big brother uk this year) screams their way into the flat next door at high volume.
they are talking so loud i can hear every inane word they say.
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El Kabong
Go down your basement and find the electrical disconnect to their apartment and switch the main breaker to OFF. That should at least take care of the music problem. Most people won't even think to check their electrical disconnect box.
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2007 International Apostate Tour
by lawrence inlet's show up at a few assemblies (close proximity) and have a p-a-r-t-y!
screw the debates over words; when we spoke to the boe, cos, dos, and bethel we were dealing with murderers, pedophiles, and protectors of mean men and women, called brothers and sisters.
now it's our time to have some fun within "the courtyard of the gentiles.
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El Kabong
As the bong attendant, I will make sure that all bongs are filled with Memorial wine. Let's strive for a total of 144,000 hits total.
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2007 International Apostate Tour
by lawrence inlet's show up at a few assemblies (close proximity) and have a p-a-r-t-y!
screw the debates over words; when we spoke to the boe, cos, dos, and bethel we were dealing with murderers, pedophiles, and protectors of mean men and women, called brothers and sisters.
now it's our time to have some fun within "the courtyard of the gentiles.
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El Kabong
Mary, you are BRILLIANT!!
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2007 International Apostate Tour
by lawrence inlet's show up at a few assemblies (close proximity) and have a p-a-r-t-y!
screw the debates over words; when we spoke to the boe, cos, dos, and bethel we were dealing with murderers, pedophiles, and protectors of mean men and women, called brothers and sisters.
now it's our time to have some fun within "the courtyard of the gentiles.
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El Kabong
I'll be there, but I think we need more joint breaks in the program.
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Ever get Munchy days?
by Crumpet inyou know days where nothing you eat really satisfies you.
i just can't seem to satisfy my appetite today and yet other days i forget to eat at all.... whats your favourite munchy therapy when you get hungry?.
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Assembly Headache
by WTWizard inhave you ever noticed that at the end of the a$$emblies, you always seem to have a headache?
and this is above and beyond the one that you might get during a stressful day at work.
people seem to get them during the assemblies.
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El Kabong
Just wanted to add, the WORSE headaches I really have ever gotten were from attending District Assemblies at the old Vet in Philadelphia, in the summer heat. Sheer hell!! The intense heat while sitting in a suit, and the "spiritual food" dished out over and over and over......and over!!
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The Special Song That You Enjoy As A Couple Or Individual
by The wanderer in<!-- .style1 { font-family: arial; font-size: 18px; color: #ff9900; } .style2 { font-family: arial; font-size: 16px; } .style3 { font-family: verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; } .style4 {font-family: verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: xx-small; } .style5 {font-family: arial; font-size: 16px; color: #ff9900; } .style6 { color: #0000ff; font-weight: bold; } --> the special song that you enjoy as a couple or individual.
do you recall the song that you shared with that special someone?
are single and have a song that has a special meaning to you.
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El Kabong
Funny this topic should be here...I'm listening to my XM on the '40's Channel, and our special song is playing right now. "Goodnight Sweetheart", sung by Al Bowlley and the Ray Noble Orchestra.